{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
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Tjeerd (Theo) Daniel van Scheltinga was a Dutch chess player. FIDE awarded him the International Master title in 1950.
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{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
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The Castle of Kars is a former fortification located in Kars, Turkey. It is also known under the name İç Kale.
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